Like Moths To Flames - The Worst In Me
"I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."
"Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult."
"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."
Real Friends - Lost Boy
Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
"I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up."
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
some people are so pretty I can’t tell if I want them or want to be them
that escalated quickly
And that 1 true god is the Japanese flag.
if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.